The Trash Can
Erik 'The Dealer' Bond titles:
-For your deals only
-The spy who dealt with me
-Moondealer
-Golden deal
-Deal never dies
-The deal with the golden gun
-dr. Dealer
-From Russia with deals
-A view to deal
-On her majestie secret deal
-Lisence to deal
-Never say deal again
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My (musical?) life
April, a week of... euhm... never mind!
Week 1:
At school I trade sometimes Magic cards. But this trade was a misstake!
o Do you have your trade cards with you?
- Yeah, here.
o Here are trade cards. Maybe you'll see a good card you want to trade.
- Okay!
x Hello! Hey, are these your cards.
o No, these are his.
0 Wow, those cards are good. Are these yours?
- Nope, these are his.
x Can I see that card? Shall we trade?
- No! I'm trading with...
0 Give me some cards. I want to take a look at it!
o Okay, here you got some!
- HEY!!!
0 These aren't so bad. Have you got more?
- No, I...
x Shall we trade now?
- GIVE ME BACK MY CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o I want to trade these. Have you found some good cards?
- Yes! These!
o Deal!
- Wait a minute, these are my cards!
o Oops, these are my cards! Dump of me! Well, still want to trade?
- NO!!!!
Week 2:
I was trying out the Internet. I learned something of it. DON'T!
- I need some information for my website. Let's see! Cheats!
I had found many cheats of many games! But this one s*ck*d!
- Okay, now the game Sin! Euhm... www.Sin.com!
- Only for 18 years and above? What kind of crap is that? It's just a game! Enter!
- WOW! Holy sh*t! Oh, man! I guess this is the wrong site!
- Pheuw! I hope I'll never see a sex-site again! Next! Information about Morphing!
- Euhm... www.morph.com!
- Oh my god! All sh*t on a stick! What the hell is wrong with my computer! I want to get out! Does 50% of the Internet exist of sex??? I hope I can filter it!
- Next subject! Fantasy! That won't be hard to find! This time I'll use a search-engine!
I didn't found the right sites. I wanted pictures and information, but now I even haven't
found it. Damn! I did came on some funny sites. I won't tell the addresses!
Week 3:
On my music school we practiced for a concert! Playing wasn't hard, but putting the
instruments on the right place was hard!
o Dennis! Get your instruments!
- Yes, boss!
o And DON'T call me boss!
- Okay... boss! Hahaha!
I went down the stairs and got my instruments. I came upstairs and putted the
instrument in a spot next to me. I made the drums complete and...
o Hey, you're in the wrong place! Carry the drums over there!
I had to take the drums apart to the other site of the room. I thought it stood right!
o Hey, Dennis. Take the drums a bit more to the left!
- Oh, sure. I'll anything!!!
o That too far! You need to go more to the right!
- Okay now?
o No way! You need to come more forward!
- Please, tell my I'm finished!
o Well...... no. You need to go back.
Later he sad I could better bring the drums back to his old spot. I hate that guy!
That's it for now. I hope something will happen next month!
I wanna go home!